Friendship

Friendship sayings:
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
-A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
-Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you
-Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected
-The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right
-The six most important words: I admit I made a mistake. The five most important words: You did a good job. The four most important words: What is YOUR opinion? The three most important words: If you please. The two most important words: Thank You. The one most important word: We. The least important word: I.
-A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
-Difference between friends and best friends: A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days." 
-Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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