Texting

Hey guyssssss,
Just looked up who text more and average texting for girls 12-15 and it turns out that the average for girls who text in Britain per week is 193 or something like that. Now, when I saw that I literally laughed out loud.
I went to Jamaica last summer and the summer before with some of my friends and my parents and my parents got me a sim card and a phone (they're really cheap if you don't want big brands like blackberry and stuff) and most of the phones in Jamaica are pre-paid unless it's a company phone so that's what I got... Anyway, in Jamaica, Digicel is the name of the most popular mobile company does stuff so you don't waste your money a lot. You can send five billed text messages and get the next hundred free for the day. Each text is three dollars. So an average Jamaican girl, aged 12-15, gets about 200 credit every 1 or 2 weeks, and that costs about 250 JMD which is about 3 US.
So that means a Jamaican girl sends about 500 texts per week because they don't all finish the free texts- but most of them do; like me... LOL. Now you see why I laughed.
So my mommy is telling me to go to bed so later...
PEACE

Funny Poems

Hey gals, (LOL)
I've recently become obsessed with funny poems.. I especially love those by Daren Sardelli. Here are 2 examples of his funny poems:

The Silliest Teacher in School

Our teacher gave detention
to the fountains in the hall.
She handed extra homework
to the artwork on the wall.

We saw her point a finger
at a banner and a sign.
She said their bad behavior
was completely out of line.

The principal approached her
and said, “What is all this fuss?
I heard you tried to punish
all the tires on a bus.

You’ve made the teachers angry
by disrupting all their classes,
So if you want to keep this job,
you have to wear your glasses!”

Dr. Invention

Dr. Invention invented a light
that helps people see in the dark.
He also invented a merry-go-round
that spins round and round in the park.

He found a new way to catch fish in the bay
by tying a hook to a string.
He thought it was nice when he built a device
that lets you record when you sing.

Dr. Invention has many ideas.
He writes them all down in his books.
He plans to invent a triangular tent
as well as an oven that cooks.

His soda machine is a scientists dream
and his candles are strawberry scented.
I hate to inform him, but I have to warn him,
these things were already invented!

Well that's all folks,

PEACE!!

SORRY!!!!

Hey guys (she said a bit guiltily)
SO what's up? (she asked guiltily) Haven't seen you in a while...
Okay, I'm totally sorry that I haven't written in a long time; I've been up to my uniform's tie in home work. And guess what I have to do for history? I have to dress up like a rock 'n roll person, DANCE, tell the history of rock 'n roll an did I mention DANCE. In case you don't know- which you probably don't since none of you have ever met me- I have two left feet!! And it's due in 2 weeks... *ominous music*
Anyway I'm planning on learning from my friend , Simali, who is in Dance.
And I'm going to HAVE to learn since my mom is Cuban and I'm planning on having a Quinceanera when I turn 15 and since I'm just SO traditional. I have to dance with my dad; and I don't want to be tripping over my dress while EVERYBODY is looking at me... Pretty good reason if I say so myself.
Anyway, i just finished watching St. Trinian's and St. Trinian's II and I've got to say: I LOVE IT. "If only my school had that wicked uniform," she said wistfully.
I'm currently at my mother's work place, on my laptop (as you can see...), typing away trying to find another good movie.
Lord, HELP ME PLEASE!!!
Can't wait until my birthday in May! I know. I know. It's a couple of months away but I'm just so excited!
 HAHA
Oh, before I forget; Happy Post- Valentine's Day. It was also my mom's birthday and we ate cookies 'n Cream cake. Mmm. Te Amo Mama :-*
I have to finish an Art project for Tuesday so Caio!
PEACE!!!