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Sunday, 6 January 2013

When You're Bored

Hi guys! I'm like totally bored which is odd since school starts TOMORROW!!! Oh My God! I should be calling my friends but I'm not...
So anyway here's my list for things to do when you're bored
LIST BY SUZANNE COLE

  • Braid your pet's hair. If you have a hamster or even a RAT, consider extensions
  • Lock yourself in a room. Close the doors and windows and make sure they're air tight. Leave one window at the top of the room open. Put a hose in the room through the window and turn on the water. Swim in your make shift pool.
  • Roll up a carpet that's roughly 120 cm long. Take it outside and make sure your neighbor sees you. If he/she stares look at he/she menacingly and mouth, "your next"
  • Have an argument about lip balm with your brother
  • Pretend to be dead and lie outside on the side walk and see how many people stop to look at you. make sure you DON'T look homeless.
  • Buy San Francisco. Then mail it to your friend as a late birthday present. Remember to take off the price tag.
  • Learn how to square dance then show your friends
  • Give up and learn the Dougie instead.
  • A star has 5 ends, a square has 4, triangle has 3, a line has 2 ends; try and think of something that has only one end...
  • Have you found it out yet?
  • Argue with your book that a zebra is white with black stripes and see if it will say, " No, it's black with WHITE stripes"
  • Drink straight shots of any non-alcoholic beverage that looks like rum... in public. See if anyone will stop you
  • Take you cat to court. When they ask you under what charges, say espionage.
  • \Think of every color in the color wheel, except for orange.
  • Play a green grand piano with mittens.
  • Ask your friend to host the Hunger Games. Be Katniss Everdeen and ask your crush to be Peeta.
  • Vote for your brother as president.
Have fun!
PEACE!

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